Hot Seat Retreat

Thursday 

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Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m. 

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Icebreaker games: 10:15 a.m. 

Come meet your fellow attendees with fun getting-to-know you spank-centric games. 

 

Pink Lanyard orientation: 11:30 a.m. to Noon. 

A quick meeting for guys interested in the pink lanyard program. We’ll have information about the events specifically meant for them, particularly the new bounty system and the Bully Brigade.   

 

Principal’s Office orientation: 1 – 2:15 p.m. 

If school discipline has always been a fantasy (or reality!) for you, come find out what’s available for the weekend. Trouble-making students can connect with potential teachers, coaches, and administrators that will be working to keep them in line over the weekend. Yes, we have discipline slips. 

 

Dad’s Rules orientation: 2:30-3:45 p.m. 

Orientation will include an overview of Dad/son spanking dynamics, and what activities will take place each day in this track. Then, unlike last year when the dads created rules and the boys made a circus out of the presentation of the rules, this year, the dads will make the boys participate in creating rules for proper behavior. One can hope the dads won't need to give them all multiple spankings in order to ensure respect and order prevail. Come join this track for a spanking good time! 

 

Bully Patrol orientation: 4-5:15 p.m. 

Your ass is ours for the weekend! If you enjoy tormenting nerds with wedgies and spankings, or if you know it’s how you deserve to be treated, stop by to meet potential targets or learn who to avoid. We’ve got plans to help guys connect in fun and mean (but also consensual) ways.  

 

Evening Mixer: 6-9 p.m. 

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Friday 

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Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m. 

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Official Principal’s Office: 10:30 a.m. – noon 

"That's enough—go to the office!" Experience a traditional American school paddling from Principals Stan and Steve. Wayward students should have their discipline slips ready, as well as their sincere apologies. There is no nonsense in this office, but there is a firmly applied paddle. 

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Outdoor BBQ: 12:30-1:30 p.m. 

 

Spanked at School Means Spanked at Home: 2-3:30 p.m.

The dads have been called into school for a special assembly due to bad behavior by the boys. Everyone knows if you get spanked at school, you get spanked at home! After being punished by the Dads at the school assembly, each boy will have an after-school discipline scene with a Dad. Every boy will certainly feel the sting on their backsides from disappointed dads! 

 

Wedgie Bootcamp: 3:45-5 p.m. 

Ever heard of a wedgie? No?! Don't sweat it, just turn around we'll be happy to show you what they're all about at this bootcamp! We'll be talking technique, best underwear, roleplay, aftercare, giving live demo, and we'll even end with a contest to determine the Wedgie King of 2026! Cheap tighty-whities provided to guys who don’t want to get their designer undies in a bunch. Come and get a good stretch in! 

 

Saturday 

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Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m. 

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Coach’s Office: 10:30 a.m.-12 noon 

Have you ever missed practice or been accused of unsportsmanlike conduct? Bring your discipline slip to the coach’s office for immediate correction of at least 5 paddle strokes (or more depending on your attitude). Bad boys get additional corner time with or without their pants. Uniforms encouraged. Led by Coaches David and Sam. 

 

Woodworking with Dad: 1:30-3 p.m. 

Assuming the boys have been well-behaved throughout the weekend, there is a wonderful woodworking project planned! The classic Dad/son project of birdhouse making is planned! Come ready to build something together but, if there has been misbehavior, a Dad will be hammering in the lesson and making sure you feel that sting all the way home! 

 

Bully Brigade: 3:30-5 p.m. (Sign-up requirement for bottoms to participate) 

On Saturday afternoon, we’ll put the pink lanyard boys to the test. Pink lanyard boys who have signed up for this punishment will be collected, brought to the “Bully’s Lair,” and blindfolded. There, willing tops and bullies will get to choose and spank them to their sadistic hearts’ content. This is intended to be a more intense experience than our other spanking activities to push the boys to their limits, consensually. Remember the safe word of “red” if the spankings get to be too much.

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Dinner (Seating #1): 5:30-7 p.m.

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Dinner (Seating #2): 7:30-9 p.m.

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Sunday

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Breakfast 9:30-11 a.m.