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2024 Schedule

Wednesday, March 13th

 

Resort Check-in: All Day

Event Check-in: Starting at Noon


Welcome mixer: 6-9 p.m.

Thursday, March 14th


Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m.

Icebreaker games: 10:30 a.m.

Come meet your fellow attendees with fun getting-to-know you spank-centric games.

 

Principal’s Office orientation: 1 – 2:15 p.m.
If school discipline has always been a fantasy (or reality!) for you, come find out what’s available for the weekend. Trouble-making students can connect with potential teachers, coaches, and administrators that will be working to keep them in line over the weekend. Yes, we have discipline slips.

 

Dad’s Rules orientation: 2:30-3:45 p.m.
For our age-playing boys and dads! At orientation, dads will be setting rules for the weekend for the boys to follow. We will also be having fun relay races with punishments for misbehavior and poor performance. Come for a spanking good time! 

 

Bully Patrol orientation: 4-5:15 p.m.
Your ass is ours for the weekend! If you enjoy tormenting nerds with wedgies and spankings, or if you know it’s how you deserve to be treated, stop by to meet potential targets or learn who to avoid. We’ve got plans to help guys connect in fun and mean (but also consensual) ways. You know you’ve got it coming!

Evening Mixer: 6-9 p.m.

 

Friday March 15th
 

Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m.

 

Bully Patrol: 11 a.m. – 12:30 p.m.
Wedgie Bootcamp
It’s wedgie time! Come flex your bullying skills or get your wimpy, sorry butt beat. We’ll be hosting some “hands-on” wedgie demos and education followed by some fun bully-fied games. Plenty of paddle swats and spare tighty-whities will be offered to the victims. We mean participants.

 

Outdoor BBQ: 12:30-1:30 p.m.

(Veggie burgers available)

 

Principal’s Office: 2-3:30 pm.
The Old-Fashioned American Principal’s Office
Experience the familiar traditional American school paddling with our two top administrators, Stan and Steve. Wayward students should have their discipline slips ready, as well as their sincere apologies.

Dad’s Rules: 4-5:30 p.m.
Family Day
Today is a family day with Dads supervising sons’ art projects, so the boys had better behave! Daddy’s Day cards, family portraits and hopefully no lewd drawings. Otherwise … OUCHIES!

Party at The Barracks: 9 p.m.-Closing
Head about a mile west on Palm Canyon Drive to The Barracks, one of Palm Springs’ friendly leather and kink bars for a fun night of socializing. And yes, spanking will be permitted there on their enclosed deck area, so behave accordingly. International DJ Prosumer will be entertaining the crowd. Your Hot Seat Retreat wristband will get you in the door without having to pay a cover. 

 

Saturday, March 16th


Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m.

Dad’s Rules: 10 a.m.-11:30
Scavenger Hunt
It’s a family fun scavenger hunt! Dads and sons will work together to complete the hunt, but beware, boys!  You’d better be following the rules or you’ll be sent home with a stinging reminder.

 

Pool Party: 1-4 p.m.
Relax by the pool, listen to some music, and enjoy the weather. Or, you know, come up with spanking games like you always do and torment each other. Be warned, bullies may be on the prowl, as will teachers and dads making sure the horseplay doesn’t get out of hand.

 

Bully Patrol: 1-2:30 p.m.
Butt Graffiti
Who says bullies aren’t creative? We’ve got skin-friendly temporary tattoo markers and stencils. We just need some canvases, and your favorite prey makes a good target. Drag him over and show us your graffiti skills on his whiny, bare bottom. We may be out of red markers, but we think you’ll figure out how to deal with that.

 

Principal's Office: 3-4:30 p.m.
The Headmaster’s Office
See and experience how misbehaving students in other countries have been corrected. The Headmaster’s Office will feature a variety of school-themed discipline experiences consistent with the Commonwealth nations (like Canada). Expect the cane, and more! School uniforms are encouraged. Disciplinarians are Mike and Glenn.

Dinner (Seating 1): 5:30 - 7 p.m


Dinner (Seating 2): 7:30 - 9 p.m.

Sunday, March 17th


Farewell breakfast: 9:30-11 a.m.

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